La mère Zouille [la mɛʀ zuje]

Title: Disorganised Crime
Characters: Harry Potter, Neville Longbottom
Rating: PG
Warnings: none
Word Count: ~6K
Summary: In Muggle London, heroes end up in jail.

This fic was written for my prompt at hp_friendship and is a real delight. It focuses on the friendship between Harry and Neville, and is just perfectly perfect, and everything I've ever wanted.

It's really funny (I actually laughed out loud several times while reading it) and its characterisations of Neville and Harry are to die for. Neville, particularly...*sigh*. This fic can show you all the reasons I love him better than I ever could.

And the conversations they have are so realistic, too. The writing is very simple and to-the-point and is just there to serve the characters.

I really love this and wish with all my heart that everybody would read it and comment and rec and everything!

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( Normal is the Watchword (pt.3) )

Epilogue

This is a re-post of the fic I wrote for the dracotops_harry fest. It is posted on an external site here, but I thought it warranted a re-post, just in case.

Title: Normal Is the Watchword
Prompt : Prompt #38 by drarryxlover
Summary: This story is about love and family and yes, maybe it’s not supposed to be about Jamie exactly, but Draco and Harry are very stubborn and Jamie’s just a kid, you can’t expect him to completely extract himself from a story he’s actually living, right?
Rating: PG-13
Pairing(s): Harry/Draco, and multiple canon pairings in the background.
Warnings: Past mpreg (nothing graphic) and a wee bit exhibitionism.
Word Count: ~30k
Author's Notes: This is my first participation in a fest and the longest fic I’ve ever written, so I’m a little bit nervous. I hope that even if my take on the prompt is a little bit unconventional, it’ll please anyway. Also, (and maybe she’s already tired that I keep repeating this) thank you to niteshine for the beta! (Any mistakes remaining are my own). Title from a good ol’ Veronica Mars episode.


( Normal is the Watchword )


Next

Now that the LDWS is over, I can re-post the three drabbles (real drabbles with real drabble-length, yay!) I got to write for the challenge. It was a really fun experience and there was a lot of good writing each week. Go check out the masterlist!

( Week one, theme: The cupboard under the stairs. )

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( Week two, theme: Knockturn Alley. )

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( Week three, theme: Grimauld Place. )

Title: The Best Day
Author: lamerezouille
Word Count: ~400
Rating: G
Prompt: This wonderful wedding cake
Warning: None
Disclaimer: Harry Potter is owned by J.K. Rowling and Warner Brothers. No copyright infringement intended.
Author’s Notes: Thank you to everybody who read and/or commented on my holiday drabbles, and a very happy Christmas to everybody it may concern! It was a very fun experience and I’m really proud I managed to do 25 of them in 25 days.

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Title: A Spider in the Bathroom
Author: lamerezouille
Word Count: ~750
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: This very fancy bathroom
Warning: Highlight for spoilers: *Sort of cross-over with Merlin(BBC) RPF*
Disclaimer: Harry Potter is owned by J.K. Rowling and Warner Brothers. No copyright infringement intended.
Author’s Notes: For the sake of this, we’ll pretend the prompt was in fact a very regular bathroom.

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Title: The Plan
Author: lamerezouille
Word Count: ~580
Rating: PG
Prompt: These two glasses of white wine
Warning: None
Disclaimer: Harry Potter is owned by J.K. Rowling and Warner Brothers. No copyright infringement intended.
Author’s Notes: Malfoys always have a plan. It’s not always the best, but at least it’s something, right?

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Title: Immaculate Conception
Author: lamerezouille
Word Count: ~580
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: This Christmas cracker!
Warning: None
Disclaimer: Harry Potter is owned by J.K. Rowling and Warner Brothers. No copyright infringement intended.
Author’s Notes: I deeply apologise to Remus Lupin for what I’m putting his son through.

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Title: Dinner With Family
Author: lamerezouille
Word Count: ~450
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: This Christmas-ready dining room
Warning: None
Disclaimer: Harry Potter is owned by J.K. Rowling and Warner Brothers. No copyright infringement intended.
Author’s Notes: I’m trying some stylistic device here, don’t mind me.

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Title: The Underpants
Author: lamerezouille
Word Count: ~370
Rating: PG
Prompt: These three-balls underpants
Warning: None
Disclaimer: Harry Potter is owned by J.K. Rowling and Warner Brothers. No copyright infringement intended.
Author’s Notes: I obviously couldn’t make everyone naked again, but there is some talk of taking off clothes. I hope it makes up for it at least a little.

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