lamerezouille: (Belle)
Title: Me and You and a Dog Named Gulliver
Author: [livejournal.com profile] lamerezouille
Word Count: ~1000
Rating: G
Prompt: This snow-covered park
Warning: None
Disclaimer: Harry Potter is owned by J.K. Rowling and Warner Brothers. No copyright infringement intended.
Author’s Notes: Harry’s dog was named because of his strong resemblance to this guy.

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lamerezouille: (Annie)
Title: Immaculate Conception
Author: [livejournal.com profile] lamerezouille
Word Count: ~580
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: This Christmas cracker!
Warning: None
Disclaimer: Harry Potter is owned by J.K. Rowling and Warner Brothers. No copyright infringement intended.
Author’s Notes: I deeply apologise to Remus Lupin for what I’m putting his son through.

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lamerezouille: (April)
Title: Dinner for Two
Author: [livejournal.com profile] lamerezouille
Word Count: ~260
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: This yummy looking Christmas dinner
Warning: None
Disclaimer: Harry Potter is owned by J.K. Rowling and Warner Brothers. No copyright infringement intended.
Author’s Notes: Am I the only one who felt full only looking at the prompt?

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lamerezouille: (April)
Title: Dinner With Family
Author: [livejournal.com profile] lamerezouille
Word Count: ~450
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: This Christmas-ready dining room
Warning: None
Disclaimer: Harry Potter is owned by J.K. Rowling and Warner Brothers. No copyright infringement intended.
Author’s Notes: I’m trying some stylistic device here, don’t mind me.

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lamerezouille: (Spirou)
Title: The Muggle Salesman
Author: [livejournal.com profile] lamerezouille
Word Count: ~650
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: This very festive man-thong
Warning: Highlight for spoiler:* A very, very bad pun.*
Disclaimer: Harry Potter is owned by J.K. Rowling and Warner Brothers. No copyright infringement intended.
Author’s Notes: These prompts are getting smaller and smaller, aren’t they? I think this one kind of melted some of my neurones.

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lamerezouille: (Ariel)
Title: The Underpants
Author: [livejournal.com profile] lamerezouille
Word Count: ~370
Rating: PG
Prompt: These three-balls underpants
Warning: None
Disclaimer: Harry Potter is owned by J.K. Rowling and Warner Brothers. No copyright infringement intended.
Author’s Notes: I obviously couldn’t make everyone naked again, but there is some talk of taking off clothes. I hope it makes up for it at least a little.

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lamerezouille: (Ariel)
Title: Apocalypse in a Minute (or I Love the Smell of Sex in the Morning)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] lamerezouille
Word Count: ~760
Rating: R
Prompt: These ridiculous Christmas pants
Warning: None
Disclaimer: Harry Potter is owned by J.K. Rowling and Warner Brothers. No copyright infringement intended.
Author’s Notes: Because the piece of clothing suggested in the prompt was so ludicrous, I chose to have everybody naked. I’m like that.

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lamerezouille: (April)
Title: Wallowing
Author: [livejournal.com profile] lamerezouille
Word Count: ~1000
Rating: G
Prompt: This Christmas tree
Warning: None
Disclaimer: Harry Potter is owned by J.K. Rowling and Warner Brothers. No copyright infringement intended.
Author's Notes:I had a much funnier idea at first, but it included 90s music videos. I think this is better.

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lamerezouille: (Annie)
Title: How to Please Women
Author: [livejournal.com profile] lamerezouille
Word Count: ~900
Rating: G
Prompt: Three nicely wrapped presents
Warning: None
Disclaimer: Harry Potter is owned by J.K. Rowling and Warner Brothers. No copyright infringement intended.
Author's Notes: Given the prompt, I almost wrote about Draco weaving golden ribbons with his hair. Almost.

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lamerezouille: (Belle)
Title: The Real Truth
Author: [livejournal.com profile] lamerezouille
Word Count: ~1150
Rating: G
Prompt: Flourish and Blotts
Warning: None
Disclaimer: Harry Potter is owned by J.K. Rowling and Warner Brothers. No copyright infringement intended.
Author's Notes: This one has a message (somewhat).

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lamerezouille: (Ariel)
Title: The Shepherd’s Pie
Author: [livejournal.com profile] lamerezouille
Word Count: ~520
Rating: PG
Prompt: This red and Christmas-y dining room
Warning: None
Disclaimer: Harry Potter is owned by J.K. Rowling and Warner Brothers. No copyright infringement intended.
Author's Notes: I do love shepherd’s pie. Also, my Author’s Notes are getting more and more useless.

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lamerezouille: (Annie)
Title: Every French Child Is Evil
Author: [livejournal.com profile] lamerezouille
Word Count: ~680
Rating: G
Prompt: A blond child with startlingly blue eyes
Warning: (highlight for spoilers) *mpreg*
Disclaimer: Harry Potter is owned by J.K. Rowling and Warner Brothers. No copyright infringement intended.
Author's Notes: I’m French myself, so, in the name of my people, I declare no offense taken from anything stated herein.

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lamerezouille: (April)
Title: The Good Boyfriend
Author: [livejournal.com profile] lamerezouille
Word Count: ~770
Rating: PG
Prompt: This lovely reindeer pendant
Warning: None
Disclaimer: Harry Potter is owned by J.K. Rowling and Warner Brothers. No copyright infringement intended.
Author's Notes: With all my excuses to the prompt itself.

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lamerezouille: (Spirou)
Title: The Reconciliation Project
Author: [livejournal.com profile] lamerezouille
Word Count: ~800
Rating: PG
Prompt: Diagon Alley
Warning: None
Disclaimer: Harry Potter is owned by J.K. Rowling and Warner Brothers. No copyright infringement intended.
Author's Notes: MS Word thinks my use of the word “snog” his a verb confusion. No, I certainly won’t consider revising it, thank you very much.

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lamerezouille: (April)
Title: The Harry Potter Appreciation Society
Author: [livejournal.com profile] lamerezouille
Word Count: ~630
Rating: PG
Prompt: Six snowmen biscuits with blue scarves
Warning: None
Disclaimer: Harry Potter is owned by J.K. Rowling and Warner Brothers. No copyright infringement intended.
Author's Notes: No Ravenclaws were harmed during the writing of this story.

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lamerezouille: (Annie)
Title: The Birds
Author: [livejournal.com profile] lamerezouille
Word Count: ~510
Rating: PG-13/R
Prompt: A man and a child surrounded by birds
Warning: None
Disclaimer: Harry Potter is owned by J.K. Rowling and Warner Brothers. No copyright infringement intended.
Author's Notes: Title coincidently stolen from a Hitchcock movie.

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lamerezouille: (April)
Title: Open Dress
Author: [livejournal.com profile] lamerezouille
Word Count: ~400
Rating: PG
Prompt: The Nutcracker Ballet
Warning: None
Disclaimer: Harry Potter is owned by J.K. Rowling and Warner Brothers. No copyright infringement intended.
Author's Notes: I’ve seen the Nutcracker Ballet twice when I was six. I’ve studied it in class and I’ve seen the movie a dozen of times. It didn’t help at all.

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lamerezouille: (Ariel)
These things are getting longer and longer... I'm not sure I can still call this a drabble, but I'll do it for continuity's sake.

Title: The Most Powerful Muggle
Author: [livejournal.com profile] lamerezouille
Word Count: ~1200
Rating: G
Prompt: This very white house
Warning: This is some sort of cross-over with a political RPF.
Disclaimer: Harry Potter is owned by J.K. Rowling and Warner Brothers. No copyright infringement intended. Any real person depicted here is a fictional characterisation of themselves, with no pretence to know anything about the true state of things.
Author's Notes: Yes, I totally went there.

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lamerezouille: (Spirou)
Title: Pillow Talk
Author: [livejournal.com profile] lamerezouille
Word Count: ~960
Rating: PG
Prompt: This nice and fun-loving couple
Warning: None
Disclaimer: Harry Potter is owned by J.K. Rowling and Warner Brothers. No copyright infringement intended.
Author's Notes: They’re naked. And in bed. But it’s rated PG. I’m sorry.

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lamerezouille: (April)
Written for this. I'll try to complete the challenge until Christmas, but I really have no idea what my December will be like, so we'll see...

Title: The Leap
Author: [livejournal.com profile] lamerezouille
Word Count: ~330
Rating: G
Prompt: This winter-y image which I found quite spooky
Warning: None
Disclaimer: Harry Potter is owned by J.K. Rowling and Warner Brothers. No copyright infringement intended.
Author's Notes: I see a giraffe in the background, I really do.

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